The photo of Emma of bikini in a magazine.

[emacrack]

Originally Posted by randomnick

NOOOOO!!!
Now I want to kiss her ass... damm it
And it's all your fault, shmeet!!!

If it's any consolation, you're not the only one...

[*DaNii*]

Originally Posted by emacrack

If it's any consolation, you're not the only one...

Oh my goood... i love that smiley!!!!!

[hermionegranger]

Originally Posted by randomnick

NOOOOO!!!
Now I want to kiss her ass... damm it
And it's all your fault, shmeet!!!

find the images of her arse and kiss it

[randomnick]

Originally Posted by hermionegranger

find the images of her arse and kiss it

well, shmeet made me want to kiss her real arse, not the images of it.
so next idea, please!

[hermionegranger]

Originally Posted by randomnick

well, shmeet made me want to kiss her real arse, not the images of it.
so next idea, please!

find her and tell her that

[randomnick]

Originally Posted by hermionegranger

find her and tell her that

now THAT's a proper idea.
ok, let's think about a strategy now!

[Wes]

Originally Posted by randomnick

now THAT's a proper idea.
ok, let's think about a strategy now!

where the hell was i when this conversation started?

[randomnick]

HAHA!
ask yourself, you are the only one that can possibly know.

[shmeet]

Originally Posted by randomnick

now THAT's a proper idea.
ok, let's think about a strategy now!

Get a girl to dress up in a Hermione costume, you know, the one with the little school uniform skirt, and tell her you'll pay her $50.00 bucks to let you kiss her ass. She'll go for it. lol

I just realized that the smiley i used earlier is the very last one in the list... At the ! Smileys are a strange concept. lol

[*DaNii*]

Originally Posted by shmeet

Get a girl to dress up in a Hermione costume, you know, the one with the little school uniform skirt, and tell her you'll pay her $50.00 bucks to let you kiss her ass. She'll go for it. lol

I just realized that the smiley i used earlier is the very last one in the list... At the ! Smileys are a strange concept. lol

maybe you are granted a small discount cause of christmas..

[randomnick]

lol, nooo
i don't like sluts... well, at least not yet ¬.¬
but maybe after I get a real life i'll like 'em, who knows!

[shmeet]

Originally Posted by randomnick

lol, nooo
i don't like sluts... well, at least not yet ¬.¬
but maybe after I get a real life i'll like 'em, who knows!

LOL! No, i meant find a stranger, or a friend, who is of the "non-slut" type and ask them if they'll do it. But they have to NOT be a hooker or anything like that. You will have to do some kissing up(n.p.i.) if it's a friend. That's the way to go! imo. lol


If it ever happens, put in on youtube for us!!! I'll make you a deal. I'll find someone and do the same thing and we'll have a race! lol


Now that i think about it, if you were able to get that photo of her up to life size at a shop like Kinkos without losing too much of the....well at least it would be better than kissing an 8.5x11!

Just trying to help you out there sinse i was the one who put it in your brain with that smiley. lol!!! OMG Read that last sentence out loud!!!! lol

That could be a good line in a song! I'll have to remember that one.

[jphoenix17]

You two need help...

[randomnick]

i need a help to stop laughing...

[hermionegranger]

who's hotter? emma or hermione?

[shmeet]

Is this a trick question?

[daiu27]

hermione

[hermionegranger]

Originally Posted by daiu27

hermione

why?

[dbolvi]

mmm........ because of the school uniform and the wand and the wormbook stuff u know


nah, actually I prefer Emma
why? ....just look at her! stunning!

Originally Posted by randomnick

well, shmeet made me want to kiss her real arse, not the images of it.
so next idea, please!

have you ever try with a voodoo doll??

if you do it well, maybe she feels the kiss

[SillyMonkey]

Originally Posted by HermionePlacebo

I didn't realize she had such a Large rear end.
She looks better with her clothes on

are you serious? women with normal bodies have an ass with similar proportions like emma. except they have naturally flat asses (which i find is very unsexy) or if they are anorexic.

[shmeet]

Originally Posted by SillyMonkey

are you serious? women with normal bodies have an ass with similar proportions like emma. except they have naturally flat asses (which i find is very unsexy) or if they are anorexic.

The best womans butts are like a bubble. Not a big bubble though. How big?... I'd have to say that Emma has just about the perfect size for her body. She looks incredible with no clothes! When Britney Spears was younger she had pretty much the prfect bubble going on too. So any females in here that don't think she has a nice ass or maybe you think that guys wouldn't find her ass attractive, let me assure you as male, you are wrong. I promise you, you will not find a guy anywhere who thinks that her but is unattractive.

She has a butt to be envied!
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[RaenHD10]

You, guys, need help... really help and medication...

Originally Posted by shmeet

I love it! Make me laugh so much this icon!

[Glitterberies]

^Thank you for your expert opinion.

[RaenHD10]

Originally Posted by shmeet

The best womans butts are like a bubble. Not a big bubble though. How big?... I'd have to say that Emma has just about the perfect size for her body. She looks incredible with no clothes! When Britney Spears was younger she had pretty much the prfect bubble going on too. So any females in here that don't think she has a nice ass or maybe you think that guys wouldn't find her ass attractive, let me assure you as male, you are wrong. I promise you, you will not find a guy anywhere who thinks that her but is unattractive.

You seem an expert about this.

[hermionegranger]

Originally Posted by shmeet

The best womans butts are like a bubble. Not a big bubble though. How big?... I'd have to say that Emma has just about the perfect size for her body. She looks incredible with no clothes! When Britney Spears was younger she had pretty much the prfect bubble going on too. So any females in here that don't think she has a nice ass or maybe you think that guys wouldn't find her ass attractive, let me assure you as male, you are wrong. I promise you, you will not find a guy anywhere who thinks that her but is unattractive.

She has a butt to be envied!
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whatever you say partner
what a topic

[Cathy]

Originally Posted by shmeet

The best womans butts are like a bubble. Not a big bubble though. How big?... I'd have to say that Emma has just about the perfect size for her body. She looks incredible with no clothes! When Britney Spears was younger she had pretty much the prfect bubble going on too. So any females in here that don't think she has a nice ass or maybe you think that guys wouldn't find her ass attractive, let me assure you as male, you are wrong. I promise you, you will not find a guy anywhere who thinks that her but is unattractive.

She has a butt to be envied!

I agree with those that have already stated that your in need of extreme help, and the fact that you seem to be under the impression that your in the least bit funny, your sorely mistaken, this whole topic between you and randomnick, another person that needs to get a life, is disgusting and if you love talking about such things so much, just go to a porn site and do it over there, you'll find many adversaries there with similar hobbies.

[shmeet]

Adversaries!!?? Why on earth would i want to go and seek out any adversaries? I'm not looking for any arguments or anyone to argue with. And besides, even i was i really don't think they would be in any porn sites. lol. You woke up on the wrong side of life today didn't you. Let me ask you this... Do you really, i mean really believe that talking about touching another person intamately with ANY part your body is disgusting? What's the deal? She has world class body, and if i were given the chance, i'd kiss every square inch of it... and spend an hour on each one of those square inches!

You need to relax and let go of whatever it is that made you post those comments. It's ok. Desire, sex, talking about sex, butts... whatever, it all ok. This is what is known as "normal behavior". There is nothing in this thread that has NOT been normal, imaginative and fun. This is a healthy exercise. Nothing said in here would have offended anyone with a healthy outlook on sex.


Oh, and who said i was in extreme need of help?

[Cathy]

I must admit to being at fault for using the term 'adversaries', when I really meant to say 'like-minded', I was half-asleep at the time and posted without reading what I had written, so sue me for getting that wrong, there's really no need to go off on a tangent to explain your version of what you believe to be 'normal behaviour', we all have our own perceptions of that, and quite honestly, your just not worth trying to reason with. Oh and read some of the posts above, you'll see that some have stated that you need help.

[jphoenix17]

I will repeat my advice, shmeet. You need help.

Honestly, any sane person will recognize that your posts within this thread are nuts.

You remind me very much of this nutjob who posted a video of fake Emma talking about losing her virginity. I would wager that you, shmeet, see nothing wrong about that as well. Just harmless fun right?

[IAmTheJoker]

Originally Posted by shmeet

Adversaries!!?? Why on earth would i want to go and seek out any adversaries? I'm not looking for any arguments or anyone to argue with. And besides, even i was i really don't think they would be in any porn sites. lol. You woke up on the wrong side of life today didn't you. Let me ask you this... Do you really, i mean really believe that talking about touching another person intamately with ANY part your body is disgusting? What's the deal? She has world class body, and if i were given the chance, i'd kiss every square inch of it... and spend an hour on each one of those square inches!

You need to relax and let go of whatever it is that made you post those comments. It's ok. Desire, sex, talking about sex, butts... whatever, it all ok. This is what is known as "normal behavior". There is nothing in this thread that has NOT been normal, imaginative and fun. This is a healthy exercise. Nothing said in here would have offended anyone with a healthy outlook on sex.


Oh, and who said i was in extreme need of help?

...I do now