SLASH Ahoy!

[Angel_Laura]

Originally Posted by meg

OMG!! YOU'RE SO AWESOME!

and, Joker (re-reads fic) where's the sex?

Lols, no probs glad you like it

Found another fic that I love right now:
http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600022727

It's going to be Harry/Draco but right now it's N/C Draco/Snape very angsty at the moment

[meg]

i only just saw this ^ thanks!

i need to post my recs here, but i've been such a lazy bitch lately... i'll find some time to do it, though.
while this time doesn't come, here it goes a very sweet fic i read another day in which draco is but isn't a veela, got it? no? so, read it

serpentinelion: Secrets and Wishes Fest! "That Veela Thing" by empathic_siren

(needless to say that it is slash and NC-17 rated, so if you don't like slash what the fuck are you doing in this thread anyway?)

[Angel_Laura]

^Awww! that's such a cute fic! Poor deluded Draco

[IAmTheJoker]

I just felt the need to bump this thread.

[meg]

good

btw, did you guys see this vid Feltbeats posted in which Tom talks about the harry/draco mannips his brother showed him? hehe...

Tom Felton has seen some “Alarming Photographs”

[IAmTheJoker]

HAHAHHhHAHhhaHHhhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHhAHHAHA!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh fucking lord. i laughed at that. "it's kinda cool.." lmfao ORLY?

[meg]

check out the comments, they posted some of the mannips there (i really hope Tom's mum does not see them, if she really visits the site...) and can anyone tell me what "NSFW NSFW!" means? O.o

[Angel_Laura]

This thread should constantly be bumped, poked, pounded and pretty much everything Snape should do to Harry...

I should really stop being so dirty minded :S

oh and it means not safe for work meg

[meg]

i always forget you're a snarry lover!! <3333333333

i'll post my recs here soon, i promise!!! i must stop being so lazy...

oh, and tks for clearing that up, it will be very useful whenever i'm not really working at work

[Angel_Laura]

Snarry was what turned me into a slasher so there's a whole lotta loyalty going on there.

Yes you must post your recs!!!!! but can't blame you on being lazy as I am the same way xD

No probs though I'm scandalised that your looking a NSFW stuff :O shocking :P

[meg]

lol! well, i guess i'm too much of a pervert to care anymore XD

i always had this thing for snarry. it must have sth to do with the fact that i always thought snape was a much more intriguing character than draco in the books...

anywho, let's see if i can post the recs later today. it will be hard to remember them all but i'll make an effort

[meg]

ok, so, first: sorry for double posting. and, second, i am sorry but i won't post my recs today (i'm sort of exausted and i have to work tomorrow morning). however, i did read a funny drabble today i'd like to share.

draco and blaise try to do a deal in which they pretend to be boyfriends (bc draco seems not to think he's gay - bless him!) and we get lines such as: "And I swear, Draco, if I hear one endearment that includes the use of foodstuff, fairytale creatures or sweet treats, I will tell Lavender Brown that you sleep with a stuffed snake." any reference to Lucius' snaky? XD

anyway, i hope this is enough for Laura not to kill me...

[...Harry Potter Rareslash Archive...]

[meg]

i'm triple posting!!

i'm really sorry for this, but i suddenly had this urge to rec fics (probably due to the fact that i have lots of college stuff to do and i don't feel like it) so i'd better take advantage of it and make Angel Laura happy once and for all.

Most of this fics are commonly recced, but i truly enjoyed reading them all so i decided to rec them anyway. i hope that at least some of them are new for you. Enjoy!

Drarry

Intrepid Teenage Hero by jennavere. chaptered, NC-17, bottom!draco. very funny!! i love how clueless harry and draco are in this one.
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=9924

Melt by SuishouTenshi. one-shot, mild NC-17, bottom!draco. what i like about this fic is the way they portray draco. it's his POV and he's hilariuosly sarcastic (i think i even recced this to joker once...)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2139208/1/

Single Wizard Seeking Same by jennavere. one-shot but a bit long, NC-17, bottom!draco. if you like fluff, go for it.
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=12808

A Consummation Devoutly to be Wished by Mirabella. one-shot, NC-17, bottom!harry (i think). pure nonsense. but i love fics that tease vella!draco/mate!harry so i had to rec it.
http://theguestroom.houseofhobbits.com/hp/Consummation.html

Preparation by closet_bound. one-shot, NC-17, sub!harry. this fic has probably the most adorable harry i've ever read. it's one of these fics featuring an absurdlynaive!harry X extremelysexuallyexperiencedforsuchanyoungage!drac o. but it's cute. and well written.
http://community.livejournal.com/hd_first_time/4832.html

The Obligatory 'Draco is a Veela Story' That Every HP Fanfiction Author Has To Write by mahaliem. chaptered, as far as i remember this is R and bottom!draco but you shouldn't trust my memory so much. another veela parody and a must read, in my opinion. i like the bizarre connection Vince seems to have with the other characters like... dumbledore O.o
http://mahaliem.livejournal.com/93133.html

Seamus is Seamus and you are yourself by Ari Munami. chaptered, R and bottom!harry (but, once again, don't trust my memory on this). i love this fic! it's funny to see how draco tries to deal with the fact that he is unavoidably in love with harry <333
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/876610/1/Seamus_is_Seamus_and_You_are_Yourself

All Bets Are Off by Allegra. chaptered, R. if you, like the author, is SICK of Good-little-innocent!Harry, then this fic is for you.
http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/allegra/

Snarry

The Apple Tree by Philo. chaptered (and rather long), NC-17, bottom!harry. you can't call yourself a snarry lover if you've never read this one. it's quite AU for my taste but it has such an interesting plot that makes it wothy. it has also the most unthinkable theesome that turned out incredible well (and hot). Find some time and read it!
http://www.hpfandom.net/eff/viewstory.php?sid=19708

To Have and to Hold by Montana Dan. chaptered, NC-17, bottom!harry. very well written! there are also the sequels To Have Not and To Have and to Keep (which features harry/lucius) but the last one is on hiatus for quite some time already.
http://www.skyehawke.com/archive/story.php?no=4945

Your Move by Emily Walters. one-shot, NC-17 (but only between the chess pieces ), sub!harry. i read this fic a few days ago and i really enjoyed it. it certainly made me see Hermione in a whole new light, hehe.
http://www.thesilversnitch.net/tss2/viewstory.php?sid=4255&warning=4

Everybody Wants to be a Cat by Lychee. chaptered, R, animagus!harry. no, this is not a bestiality fic (see rating), but it's a very amusing one! i liked how harry's thoughts were described, specially in his moments of panic.
http://www.walkingtheplank.org/archive/viewstory.php?sid=928&textsize=0&chapter=1

Contrary to Popular Belief by empathic siren. one-shot, NC-17, bottom!harry. i think Angel Laura will enjoy this one, not bc of the story itself (since the end of it it's kinda random) but bc of all the kink refences the author makes. oh, it also features kinks and toys, so be warned.
http://www.walkingtheplank.org/archive/viewstory.php?sid=2813

Snarco

yep, i love snape/harry/draco fics, even though they are extremely hard to find (the good ones, anyway). so here are two of them, which probably also are one of my fave slash fics of all times:

Admittance by Celandine. i love this fic not only bc it teached me another meaning for 'water sports' but also bc of how the author managed to keep the character's personality (or as much of the personality snape, draco and harry could keep if they decided to start shagging each other). Read on!
http://www.wellinghall.net/fiction/viewstory.php?sid=80&ageconsent=ok&warning=2

A Destined Year by Autumns_Slumber. chaptered (quite long), NC-17, bottom!harry. i simply ADORE Atumns_Slumber!! i love how she manages to turn a simple kiss into the hottest scene ever! it's vamp!snape/mate!harry with a very interesting plot. Read it if u still haven't.
http://www.foreverfandom.net/viewstory.php?sid=14531

well, this is all i can remember right now, but if i come up with any other good rec i'll post it. have fun!! XDDD

[Fawkes]

Originally Posted by meg

good

btw, did you guys see this vid Feltbeats posted in which Tom talks about the harry/draco mannips his brother showed him? hehe...

Tom Felton has seen some ?Alarming Photographs?

hahahhahah, why did not i see this photos before. the look on his face, oh boy.

[IAmTheJoker]

^The icon? Oh, just a quote from DH. Hehe.

[meg]

^ hehe
but i still think that the best quote is Draco's "I got slashed..." in PoA

[IAmTheJoker]

LMFAOO i forgot about that!!!

[meg]

we are nearly reaching 2010 and i'm still the only soul who keeps posting here. does this mean i should get a life? probably. anyway, if it didn't happen during all 2009, it won't happen 4 days bf it ends so...

here it goes: kinkness for your holidays \o/

Art & Comic:
Top Harry, Bottom Snape by ~yukipon on deviantART (snarry)
HD Comic: HP and the Mysterious Fragrance (Title Page) (drarry)

Fic:
skyehawke :: archives :: :: Story :: Freudian Slip=
The Dangers of Fruity Coconuts by yesIam
mahaliem - Harry Potter Fic H/D - Make Your Penis Huge!

All drarry. And all very silly. Don't think any of them are NC-17 but i'm not sure. Sorry if that's what you were looking for...

Warnings: Contain slash. Perhaps NC-17 stuff. Don't like, don't click.

[IAmTheJoker]

^YAY! Drarry <3

YouTube - Forever-Draco/Harry(SLASH) - really good Draco/Harry vid. I like the song as well.

[SweetAsLemons]

Joker I'm going to assume you've posted the link to Beautiful World in here. If not, here is is for all of you people who have missed out: Schnoogle - Beautiful World

I'm reading it again and ohhhh my god it is too amazing. I think I'm going to burst because of how PERFECT it is. And also because I know how it ends this time.

[IAmTheJoker]

^I think i've posted a rec, but it's so amazingly good that it needs to be recced again and again and again!!! Thanks for reminding me about that fic, anna! *is off to reread*

[Roslynx]

Omjesus. How on earth did I ever miss this thread!?! No matter, I'm home now :-D

WARNING: These are all on the adult side of the rating game. They're all drarry. And they just might cause you to fall out of your computer chair from heart failure or over excitment.

haha I read this one yesterday and thought I was going to die laughing. You'll never look at going to the gym the same way.
Sweatin' to the Voldies by dark_branwen: http://www.hdcareerfair.de/68_fic.html

This one gave me penis envy.

Making A Politician Shut Up: A Lover's Guide by lokifan: http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=19278

One of my all time faves

Shooting Star by SlashPervert: http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600011551

Oh and just for good measure this is Draco/Harry/Snape and sexy as hell mwhahah
Gold and Silver by Xandra: http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=19280

[Roslynx]

If I post something someone else already has I apologize. I skimmed the thread but there is no way I can remember all that. Even though I'm sure I'll be coming back to check out all the recommendations in the future. And I'm double posting because my edit button makes a habit of randomly running away.

Vids:

Drarry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh4IhUo-d4E&feature=related
YouTube - More Than This - Harry/Draco I think someone recc. this but I'm not sure. It's AMAZING!
YouTube - Smile for Me [Drarry Draco/Harry SLASH!]
YouTube - Shoulda (DM/HP) kind of a QAF/HP crossover but still pretty cool.


Snarry/Drarry:
YouTube - Harry Potter: "That's all I'm breathing for" - Snape/Harry/Draco SLASH

Snarry:
YouTube - Harry Potter: It's like you're a drug - Harry/Snape SLASH

Fics:

Drarry:
Left My Heart by Emma Grant:
skyehawke :: archives :: :: Story :: Left My Heart
The Copper Cauldron by newshound: (mention of mpreg just fyi)
Adult Content Notice

Draco/Lucius. Don't judge me! haha
Scion by LiteraryBeauty:
Birthdate Verification Page


And these are just things I think are cool.

25 most read drarry fics: Sulky Rhino - Poll: Harry/Draco Fandom Classics - Results
Drarry "classics": That good ol' frood - H/D Fandom Favorites/Classics
Random drarry recc list: H/D Good Reads

Happy Slashing!

[meg]

Originally Posted by Roslynx

Oh and just for good measure this is Draco/Harry/Snape and sexy as hell mwhahah
Gold and Silver by Xandra: skyehawke :: archives :: :: Story :: Gold and Silver

tks! it's hard to find good snarco recs

and Jason Isaac's expression in your sig - OMG!!! *faints*

[IAmTheJoker]

All time Draco/Harry favourites:

YouTube - "Uno" | Harry & Draco

YouTube - Love Will Conquer

YouTube - [Lust] [Draco/Harry]

(OMFGHOT) YouTube - {Slut} - Harry/Draco

[Roslynx]

Yeah I really love his expression in that pic as well.

Snarco! haha love it!

YouTube - {Slut} - Harry/Draco

*chokes* *dies* that's better than porn!

[IAmTheJoker]

i could do with some nice nextgen right about now. any good recs?

[meg]

ever read Something wrong, something right, and something undeniably perfect from Lovely Slytheriness? that's a good one.

[IAmTheJoker]

lol!! why thank you dear ^.^

[SweetAsLemons]

Just popping over to say that I don't think I will ever be able to read a Harry/someone fanfic that isn't Harry/Draco again. EVER.

Joker's converted me.